Breakfast at 11 city diner
Lobster dinner and sushi
Slap it style watch!
Little T and big T
On the hottest day in Chicago
One stop on the way home
My sister doesn’t know how to wear toe shoes
My hostess with the mostest!!
As you came into the world, so you shall leave… Or be sent home.
The de-constructive surgery
The prison of want
To a minister of counseling:
"I've lost everything" bemoaned a man in the midst of a financial collapse.
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that you've lost your faith."
"No," the man corrected him, "I haven't lost my faith."
"Well, then I'm sad to hear that you've lost your character."
"I didn't say that," he corrected. "I still have my character."
"I'm so sorry to hear that you've lost your salvation."
"That's not what I said," the man objected. "I haven't lost my salvation."
"You have your faith, your character, your salvation. Seems to me," the minister observed, "that you've lost none of the things that really matter."